You know what I love about America? Funny t-shirt sales. $12 t-shirts, to be exact. The Weekly Sale at Busted Tees features 12 different t-shirts with more personality than myself when I’m sober…for just $12 each. Because sometimes it becomes tedious to always be the ridiculously good-looking funny guy, let your shirt do half of the work for you. It’s how science intended. Proof: Superman. That big “S” emblem on his chest did half of his talking for him. More proof: Carebears. I think you hear me knocking. And the definitive proof: Pamela Anderson. The stuff on her chest does 98% of her communicating.
I rest my case.
-Jack
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