“I am Bargain Jack. And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of high prices! You have come to fight as free men. And men free of retail prices you are! What will you do for Black Friday? Will you fight?”
“Twenty thousand men against limited quantity LCD TVs that will sell out before we have a chance?” – the veteran shouted. “No! We will run – and we will live! We will pay retail some other day and we will live.”
“Yes!” Jack shouted back. “Fight today and you may die. Run, pay too much later on, and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, thinking of the inflated price that you foolishly paid because you were too fearful of the blackness of the Friday, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance, to come back here as young men and tell our retailer nemesis that they may take our lives BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM FROM HIGH PRICES!”
GAME ON! I’m adding deals as fast as I can find them.
To the battlefield!
-Jack
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