I don’t know if it’s because I’m super-perceptive or what, but I realized that it is colder outside than Tonya Harding during PMS. And the people need coats. And there’s a recession. So the people need sales. Here’s where my genius comes into play: the people need COAT SALES. Question: should it be illegal to be this good?
Macy’s is offering a hefty 50-70% off these men’s coats. Almost 100 coats for all of your hypothermic needs. Booyeah.
Kohl’s is offering 40-50% off men’s coats. Over 100 more coats for your shivering bones. Hollah.
Gap also has a handful of blazers and coats on sale. Most are just ~$10 off, but a chosen few are highly discounted.
If you’re snowed in and cursing the cold, just ignore me when I say – it’s gonna get into the 20′s tomorrow night in Austin! No snow or anything, just 8 long hours of freezing temps. Mom never told me there’d be days like this.
Stay warm, kids. Jim Beam and I have your back.
Cheers!
Jack
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