I’ve been eating leftover Halloween candy like it’s a food group, and either it’s catching up with me or our dryer is shrinking my clothes. You’re right, blame the dryer. I think Macy’s heard my waistbands and side seams groaning under the stress because you’ve gotta see the Men’s Web Busters they are offering through the end of the day on Wednesday as part of the biggest sale of the season.
It’s just hype, you say? Try again. How about John Ashford Cotton Twill Pants for just $15! They come in khaki, black, navy and the stone color that I’ve pictured here. That’s a walloping 64% off the normal $42 price tag for a nice pair of khakis. And how about a 
dress shirt to go with those khakis? Not a problem. Macy’s has 74% off the John Ashford Solid Poplin Dress Shirt. Pick any of the 6 available colors for…*drum roll*… ten bucks. White, black, 2 shades of blue, red or sage for just $10. Two words: load up.
Why the long face? Oh. It’s cold? Never fear, Macy’s coat sale is here. This Men’s Hawke & Co. Jacket, Stafford 3-in-1 Systems Jacket is pretty friggin grand and comes in 4 colors that would all look outstanding on me, or you. Whatever. Retail price: $280. Ouch. Sale price: $50!! Shazam and goodnight.
*knuckle crack*
-Jack
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