The name echoed throughout the hills and the plains. “GROUPON!”, chanted the good city people of the US and Canada. Local deal salvation was theirs. One superbly-priced local deal per day in over 90 major cities…sometimes even more than one deal – it was an answer to a question that their wallets had asked for decades. The good people enjoyed Groupons of 50% – 90% off all kinds of restaurants, spas and other cool, local stuff since 2008.
But mark this historic day, my friends. For the first time ever, Groupon is offering a deal to the ENTIRE NATION. [insert 'Star Spangled Banner' here] TODAY ONLY, you can buy a $25 Groupon and receive $50 worth of merchandise at any Gap location. The Groupon can even (more…)
I’ve been picketing the Macy’s headquarters, begging for equality for men. Not really, but someone must have. The 
during the current 
A few examples include, several different 
..keep waiting. Pants ARE super cheap right now, 
Update: Depending on who is reading this, I may or may not have just ordered this 
Lots of stores are basically re-running their Black Friday deals! This is like hearing angels sing to me, but slightly more expensive. The quick list that you need to hit today includes:
I’ve always been a sucker for a good daily deal site. You knew that. Lately, 
I’ve been eating leftover Halloween candy like it’s a food group, and either it’s catching up with me or our dryer is shrinking my clothes. You’re right, blame the dryer. I think Macy’s heard my waistbands and side seams groaning under the stress because you’ve gotta see the 
dress shirt to go 
You’re on the go. Whether you’re traveling or trying to score a great cup of java, you live and die by wifi. Weak signals are your nemesis. And let’s just say it – it’s a pain in the buttocks to open your laptop only to be shut down by the wifi gods when they’re only dishing out one bar of juice…or less. *shiver*
Ok, you’s all listening to Vinny now. Jack had to go check on some fishes. I regret 
I remember simpler times, times when I was blissfully ignorant about how lame my wardrobe was, how funky my shoes smelled or how offensive my football-watching language was to women. I was a bachelor then. Through a small miracle, I scored a wife. And then that wife gave me wardrobe self awareness. I hate it, BUT, *sigh* …once you know, you KNOW. So at least twice a year, during one of the end-of-season clearance sales, I buy new shoes to keep the wife happy. I think my time is now since 
Being known for my charm, rugged good looks and athletic prowess gets tedious. When jogging, I feel like everyone is watching. And I cringe when my iPod leaps from Eye of the Tiger to Another Day in Paradise, which, let’s face it, I probably accidentally added it to my jogging playlist after 3 glasses too many of shiraz the night before. I mean, Phil Collins? While jogging? It’s like a stake through the heart of my charged-up workout (and manhood). So…like any jogger with an iPod strapped to their bulging bicep, I do the only thing I can do: I break my stride, I bend my arm contortedly, I fumble for the Phil-Collins-ejection-seat button on my iPod, until I finally hear the docile tones of Metallica and can continue my run. It’s an embarrassing 
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