Now go out and get yourself some big black frames
With the glass so dark thay wont even know your name
And the choice is up to you cause they come in two classes:
Rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
If you’re in the market for some cheap sunglasses, but you mean cheap in terms of price and not cheap in terms of quality, then check out Paragon Sports and their current sale on Oakley sunglasses! That’s right, you can save up to 50% on Oakley sunglasses at Paragon Sports!
Some good picks include the Oakley Classics Flak Jacket Sunglasses for 37% off, or the Oakley Classics Four S Sunglasses for a remarkable 50% off!
Now go on out and get yourself some big black frames.
Everyone loves a great deal, and Wal-Mart has set us up the bomb with their clearance sale this week. You can save on hundreds of items, ranging from home and garden products to electronics and much, much more.
For example, you can save 26% on this Archos 605 160GB Media Player w/ WiFi. Normally $268, this media player comes in at a great price of just $198.
Or check out their discounts on outdoor furniture, like this set of Delahey 2-pk Bar Chairs. This set just screams “a tall mai tai with a good book on a warm summer day!”
Have a great week!
What does the phrase “blowout” mean to you? To some of us, it’s a word used to represent an unfortunate mishap while driving down the road. To others, it’s the result of eating too much Mexican food.
To Sierra Trading Post, it means 60-90% savings on a lot of awesome products, as in the Sierra Trading Post Summer 2009 Blowout Sale!
You can save on hundreds of items. Not to mention, you can also save an additional 25% off any purchase over $100 with coupon code SITESAVE25.
Some great finds include Pinpoint Oxford Long Sleeve Dress Shirt for just $7, or These Wool, Pleated Front Berle Houndstooth Dress Pants for $18 (90% off the retail price!). Also, check out these Julbo Auckland GT Sunglasses with Spectron X5 Lenses for just $13.
We will be featuring some of our favorite Sierra Trading Post finds throughout the day today, so be sure to check back often.
It’s less than two weeks until Father’s Day, and that means it’s time to do some serious shopping for Dad. That’s why today we’re featuring one of the most popular Father’s Day presents: watches.
If your Dad is in need of a watch, then check out SmartBargains Extra 20% Off Sale, where you can save 20% or more off the list price of most watches.
Some examples include the Citizen Modena Ii Perpetual Calendar Men’s Watch–regularly $450–reduced down to $250. Or the Kenneth Cole Reaction Men’s Two Clock Watch for a budget friendly price of $110. Another favorite is the Citizen Riega Men’s Two-Tone Stainless Steel Watch–a very elegant looking watch I might add–for just $230, or 42% off the regular price of $399.
Good luck shopping for Father’s Day, and be sure to check out our other Father’s Day deals.
Stacy Clinton: “Alright James, welcome to New York! As you recall, Clinton Kelly and I surprised you last week while you were at work, as your co-workers nominated you for a wardrobe makeover!”
James: “But I work all day on septic tanks?!?”
Clinton: “Which is exactly why you need a new wardrobe! Working around all that sewage, it’s easy to be lazy. ‘Hello my name is James… Oh I work with sewage all day… Ho-hum… That’s my excuse to not wear anything nice… Woah is me…’ PUH-LEEEEEEZZZZEE!”
Stacy: “I bet he’s going to love it even more since we’re sending his wardrobe back to where it belongs–in the septic tank!”
Clinton: “Alright James, let’s start with your first item. We’re throwing this right in the trash!”
James: “But that’s my Nike Men’s Bold Crew Tennis Shirt that I got for $28 from Nike just yesterday–”
Stacy: “TRASH!”
Clinton: “And we’re going to throw the Nike Dri-FIT Practice Men’s Tennis Shirt in with it.”
Stacy: “TRASH!”
James: “But they’re brand new!”
Stacy: “Brand new from the clearance rack, no doubt! What are you, a garbage man? You can dress nicer than that!”
James: “Uh, I work on septic tanks? You know, those things that hold human waste?”
Stacy: “Oh they don’t even make those anymore James, who are you kidding. I’ve lived in New York City for 20 years and never seen a septic tank…”
James: “But that’s because you have city plumbing–”
Stacy: “Quit griping, James. Next up! These Jordan Melo M5 Men’s Basketball Shoes. TRASH!”
Stacy high fives Clinton
James: “Seriously, this is a friggin’ joke! Those are brand new! I got those for $75 at NikeStore.com! I still have the receipt in my pants pocket! It was part of the up to 75% off sale in Nike’s clearance section–”
Stacy: “Speaking of your pants, take those off! Those are hideous! TRASH! And while you’re at it, take off that Nike Dri-FIT Boston Marathon Baselayer Men’s Shirt too!”
Clinton: “And those tighty-whiteys you have on underneath, complete with skid marks. Who are you kidding? TRASH!”
Stacy: “But you can leave the socks on! And the Nike Nix Sunglasses…”
General Patton continued to study the map. “We have to get some g#$ d#@$ gunners in there. Do whatever it takes!”
The officers surrounding Patton continued to radio the front lines. The entire 66th Armor Regiment was deployed, attempting to secure a strategic building.
Two hours later, the ranking officer in the field, Major Starks, called in on the radio back to Patton: “Sir, we have secured the target and now have complete control. Awaiting further orders.”
Patton yelled, “give me that damn radio and show me the schematic of the building.”
Thirty seconds later, Patton was unfolding the building schematic and preparing to issue instructions.
“Major Starks, this is General Patton. Your orders are as follows:
Proceed through the main entryway and make a left down the first hall. At the end of the hall, you’ll see a giant red door. Go through this door, and turn on the desktop located on the desk.
Immediately pull up your browser and proceed to the following URL:
http://www.bargainjack.com/BargainJack.com-deals-V398/List-of-Memorial-Day-Sale-Events-at-BargainJack.com-64053
Upon reaching this URL, read off the list of Memorial Day sales, because I really need a new set of pants, and perhaps even some sporting goods equipment.”
Major Starks followed orders, and within a few minutes was back on the radio with General Patton.
“Sir, I have obtained the list. It looks like Cabela’s has a 50% off Memorial Day sale, and Backcountry.com has a Memorial Day Sale on tents, sleeping bags, backpacks, and more. There’s also a sale at Uneetee, where you can save 15% with code SVMD15.”
“What about FingerHut?”
“Sir, yes, there’s a sale at FingerHut, with 15% off sitewide using coupon code EF247.”
“Good job, major! We will review your findings and report back with our orders!”
[Happy Memorial Day everyone! And thanks to everyone who serves in the military, and especially those who have sacrificed their lives protecting our freedoms!]
I can honestly tell you that it’s nearly impossible to respond to all my emails each day. I get tons of questions, usually centered around my natural ability with the ladies. As Derk Novocitz from Tampa, FL writes: “Brent Peacock, help me! This new hot chick at work won’t even notice me! I really need your help!”
So with that, I know it’s long overdue, but here’s my man’s guide to the ladies.
Prelude:
Ever since the first airing of Three’s Company and the likes of Jack and Larry, guys have been asking themselves, “How do they do it?” Was it the open collar shirts with the top 3 buttons undone? Maybe it was the ungodly amounts of chest hair? Whatever it was, these guys had the mojo. Brent Peacock goes under the radar to examine this phenomenon so that you, too, can work it with the ladies.
Chapter 1: Attire
No pimp daddy has ever worn jeans and a t-shirt. You need to look fly. That’s right, fly. Learn the lingo. It’s like the secret handshake at the disco club to avoid a cover charge.
Start off with a Massimo Genni Men’s Dark Brown 3-button Suit. Ditch the tie, and unbutton at least the top two buttons. When you take off your jacket, such as at dinner, make sure your cuffs are heavily starched, and roll them over one time, leaving them unbuttoned. I’d also suggest carrying a pocket-size starch kit in your jacket pocket, just in case you have any problems getting the crisp starched sleaves to line up properly.
Also, make sure you have a killer wallet, like the Romano Men’s Italian Leather ‘Hipster’ Wallet. Many ladies just love a hot wallet. I once got a romantic dinner with J-Lo just because she saw me handling my Italian leather wallet.
Chapter 2: The Date
Start the evening off by arriving with a gift for the LUT (Lady Under Test). I’d suggest a set of Peruvian Lilies.
Next, take her to a romantic restaurant. Spend a lot of money. If need be, slip one of these $25 Restaurant.com gift certificates into the bill, but don’t let her see it. I’d even suggest catching the waiter or waitress on a trip to the bathroom and producing the coupon.
Make sure you order a good bottle of wine.
Chapter 3: The Next Date
By now, you’ve already impressed the lady, and are ready to take it to the next level. Start the evening with gifts. I recommend the Ch. Ste. Michelle Eroica Riesling 2007. Upon entry into the home, offer to chill the wine. That’s when you produce the BlinQ Electric Wine Chiller. Ladies love an educated, thoughtful man.
If things are going well, you can produce another gift. I recommend something from the collection on sale at the Frederick’s of Hollywood Superstar Sale.
Chapter 4: Conclusion
I hope this guide can help you with the ladies. I can’t promise success, I can only promise a plan that works. I’ve been on over 2,500 dates with my plan. The ladies love me, and I love the ladies.
Good luck!
Since women understand women, I let BargainJill take over today and lead us in the right direction for Mother’s Day. (I get points from her for this kind of stuff, btw.)
CORRECTION FROM THE VIDEO: I goofed up the Angie’s List membership discount. Here’s the real deal: click here and use coupon code SAVETEN for $10 off a 1-year membership. If you are already an Angie’s List member, then you will be able to save $20-$30 off a 1-year gift subscription. Sorry for the mistake!
We’re now just 4 days from Mother’s Day. If you haven’t already gotten something for Mom, it’s time to spring into action, and that is what we’ll talk about in episode 23 of BargainJill TV.
I like to set expectations, so let’s get one thing clear right now. You’re not going to find free shipping offers in time for Mother’s Day. They’re gone. But there are still lots of great sales to take advantage of. So let’s walk though some good options.
I used to work at fine jewelry stores during college, and love talking about jewelry, so I’m going to start off today talking about sparkly things for Mom. As we mentioned several days ago, SuperJeweler.com offered BargainJill readers an exclusive coupon code for an extra 10% off orders of $100 or more, and that is still in full effect when you use coupon code bargainjill.
SuperJeweler has a page of specials for Mother’s Day, with prices from just $29. In fact, for $29 you will see this pretty and petite .03 ct diamond heart pendant crafted of sterling silver. It’s small and sweet and definitely budget-priced.
For $79, this classic 1/4 ct diamond heart pendant in 10k gold is another good bet.
If you are a man watching this video, and you are married, and you have kids, that means that your WIFE qualifies for some special treatment on Mother’s Day, too. 
For something really special, how about this beautifully-priced pair of quality 1/2 ct diamond stud earrings? They retail at over $800, are on sale for $295, but with the bargainjill coupon code, they are just $265! And the quality of these diamonds is spot on for bright, sparkly stud earrings. They are rated SI2 to SI3 in clarity, which means that they are very clean to the naked eye, and this is superior to the standard clarity that you usually find for earrings at a jewely store in the mall. Trust me. And the color rating of H to I is also a good place to be for earrings. They’ll appear nice and bright and have great sparkle with these specs. I’m amazed at the price on these earrings. I’ve loved them at $295, so $265 is pretty fantastic. These definitely have the BargainJill stamp of approval. I wouldnt mind a pair myself, frankly.
SuperJeweler always offers a FREE gift of jewelry cleaner, FREE gift wrap, FREE appraisals on all items over $200…and they USUALLY offer free shipping, (and they still do) BUT, since we’re so close to Mother’s Day, the standard free shipping might not be fast enough, so SuperJeweler recommends using 2-day shipping for $9.95 if you order today, Wednesday the 6th or if you order on Thursday, you’ll need UPS Next Day shipping in order to arrive on time, and that will set you back $17.95. So don’t wait around before you order.
Flowers are obviously a clear winner amongst Moms and who knows flowers better than Martha Stewart? Martha is working with 1-800-FLOWERS and has her own branded line of bouquets which she has designed, and Martha is offering us 15% off right now with promo code MARTHA47. Martha’s bouquets strike me as very pretty, elegant and old-fashioned, in mostly muted pinks or purples. I was impressed by the designs. They are not the typical teleflora stuff you usually see. The arrangements remind me of an old-fashioned rose garden. Bouquet prices largely range from about $50-$80 for the Martha Stewart designs. So they aren’t outrageous, but they are also not the cheapest. If Martha and her flowers are out of your budget, no worries. 
1-800-FLOWERS is offering 30 gifts that cost $30 or less. My top pick in that list would be the bouquet of 24 multi-colored roses for $29.99. Beware that that price does NOT include a vase. Many women have plenty of vases laying around from previous bouquets and would be fine without one more vase in their life, but if you’re not sure about your mother, pay another $10 for a vase.
Ok, so we’ve covered the classics with jewelry and flowers. Here’s a non-traditional gift to surprise Mom with. I think that a subscription to Angie’s List would be appreciated by any woman who could use some help around the house – like landscapers, handyman services, maid services or even an auto mechanic or veterinarian. Angie’s List is an awesome database of contractors and other professions with reviews written by regular people who have used their services. So, your mom could find some great info before hiring someone to paint her house, mow her yard, etc, etc. I have a subscription to Angie’s List and it has really helped when I’ve hired people. Sometimes it’s overwhelming to even know where to begin, and Angie’s List gives you plenty of information to select people to hire with a nice level of confidence.
If you are already a member of Angie’s List, you can save $20 to $30 off a 1-year Angie’s List membership that you gift to someone else…like Mom. If you’re not yet a member, save $10 off any 1-year Angie’s List membership by using promo code SAVETEN during checkout. Membership prices vary based on the city where the work will done. For instance, before the $20 to $30 discount, LA is about $50 per year. Tucson and Austin are $57. Pittsburgh is in the high 60′s and Houston was $82. So, that should give you a general idea of what to expect. Overall, I think that it’s an interesting gift idea. It’s really practical and would be an appreciated gift for the right woman. And the fact that it can all be done online means that you don’t need to worry about priority shipping charges.
I hope that gives you some ideas for the moms on your shopping list, and remember to place your orders today, especially if there’s shipping involved.
That’s our episode for today, check back again next week for a new video, and in the meantime, enjoy the deals we post to BargainJill.com daily. Bye!
Quietly, Brig slid open his briefcase from the roof of the bank tower. His hands were steady–as a professional who had perfected his craft. Smoke billowed out of the side of his mouth, the cigarette dangling loosely between his callused lips.
Brig began to assemble the sniper rifle when, suddenly, Brig panicked. “My glasses!” he thought. Steadily, he unlocked the secret compartment in his briefcase, unveiling the nice arrangement of sunglasses he could use to complete the job.
But that’s when it all began to fall apart. Brig was now rattled by the choice he had to make. 
“Maybe I should go for the Oakley Ducati Straight Jacket Sunglasses I got for 50% off at Sierra Trading Post–only $70.” But then he eyed the Oakley Pocket Sunglasses which he’d also ordered for just $55. “Crap, those would work too.”
And like that, the other three pairs of sunglasses jumped out at him: the Oakley SI Ballistic M Frame Sunglasses, the Oakley Scar Gold Iridium Sunglasses, and the Oakley Zero L Sunglasses, again, all ordered from Sierra Trading Post. When he ordered 5 pairs of sunglasses, he thought it was a good idea. Now, it had him rattled, and distracted from the job he had set out to do.
“Come on Brig, just pick a pair of sunglasses!” he thought to himself.
Seconds later, a demolition ball came crashing in, four stories below his location on the roof. “Crap! Wrong building!” He scrambled to the stairs, but he was too late…
From the top of the adjacent building, another man dressed in black, adorning his Oakley sunglasses, couldn’t help but produce a smile.
He doesn’t shake hands, but he hands out shakes.
His stare will burn a whole through your stomach.
He once wrote a nonfiction murder mystery, solving the case in the process.
He once volunteered to be tortured by Jack Bauer–just so he could feel real pain.
When he sneezes, a pole vaulter loses his genitalia.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
Most Interesting Man in the World: “I don’t always buy diamonds. But when I do, I buy them from SuperJeweler–especially when it’s Mother’s Day.
Why? Because they have a 10% off coupon with coupon code bargainjack. That means I could save $100 on these Platinum 1ct Diamond Stud Earrings with I/J Color and I1/I2 Clarity. These sophisticated diamond studs are normally $1,000, but with my coupon, I can get these for $900.
I could also get these 2ct Diamond Stud Earrings in 18K White Gold, J/K Color, I1/I2 Clarity for just $3,599. That allows me to save $400 with coupon code bargainjack, since these are currently on sale for $3,999, and normally retail for over $10k.
I’m so interesting. I rule.”
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