General Patton continued to study the map. “We have to get some g#$ d#@$ gunners in there. Do whatever it takes!”
The officers surrounding Patton continued to radio the front lines. The entire 66th Armor Regiment was deployed, attempting to secure a strategic building.
Two hours later, the ranking officer in the field, Major Starks, called in on the radio back to Patton: “Sir, we have secured the target and now have complete control. Awaiting further orders.”
Patton yelled, “give me that damn radio and show me the schematic of the building.”
Thirty seconds later, Patton was unfolding the building schematic and preparing to issue instructions.
“Major Starks, this is General Patton. Your orders are as follows:
Proceed through the main entryway and make a left down the first hall. At the end of the hall, you’ll see a giant red door. Go through this door, and turn on the desktop located on the desk.
Immediately pull up your browser and proceed to the following URL:
http://www.bargainjack.com/BargainJack.com-deals-V398/List-of-Memorial-Day-Sale-Events-at-BargainJack.com-64053
Upon reaching this URL, read off the list of Memorial Day sales, because I really need a new set of pants, and perhaps even some sporting goods equipment.”
Major Starks followed orders, and within a few minutes was back on the radio with General Patton.
“Sir, I have obtained the list. It looks like Cabela’s has a 50% off Memorial Day sale, and Backcountry.com has a Memorial Day Sale on tents, sleeping bags, backpacks, and more. There’s also a sale at Uneetee, where you can save 15% with code SVMD15.”
“What about FingerHut?”
“Sir, yes, there’s a sale at FingerHut, with 15% off sitewide using coupon code EF247.”
“Good job, major! We will review your findings and report back with our orders!”
[Happy Memorial Day everyone! And thanks to everyone who serves in the military, and especially those who have sacrificed their lives protecting our freedoms!]
The conversation was still ringing in Samantha’s mind. Just yesterday, her father had given her a new credit card–the Current Card from Discover–and instructed her on its usage.
“Samantha, here you go. This has $1500 on it. Be sure to use it wisely, as its expected to cover all of your books and other miscellaneous expenses at Dartmouth.”
Did she feel guilty? Of course, she couldn’t help feeling a little bit of shame for what she was about to do. But let’s face it, her dad had not given explicit instructions, and she had already spent the $300 on books plus the $68 at Buy.com for this sweet Prince 7TY23-705 O3 SpeedportGold Tennis Racquet–perfect for her tennis class.
So with around $1100 still burning a hole in her pocket, Samantha did like any normal college student would do. Her first stop was TigerDirect, after picking up a tip from a friend that they had thousands of refurbished HDTVs from a well-known hotel chain that had gone out of business. Thirty minutes and $580 later, she was decking out her dorm room with a Westinghouse VM-42F140S 42″ Widescreen LCD HD Monitor.
And of course, she didn’t stop there. I mean you need a blu-ray player for this bad boy, right? So she loaded up on the Sharp AQUOS Blu-ray Disc Player from OnSale for just $140, or 65% off the regular price.
Next she went over to CellHut, where she picked up this Samsung J700 PURPLE Unlocked Cell Phone for $115, or 54% off the regular price, using coupon code SJ700P which she had found online. She also purchased a Whistler XTR-550 Laser/Radar Detector from Amazon for $80 for those long drives home on the weekend.
Samantha breathed a sigh of relief after the last purchase. It looked like she was actually going to get away with it. However, little did she know that the credit card she was using had built-in parental controls–and her father was getting emails for every purchase she made.
“Benson! I’ve had enough! You’re fired!”
With that, Benson hung his head low, ashamed that he’d disappointed Mr. Scroggins, and returned to his quarters in the east wing of the home.
“Damnit. Now I gotta go find a Mother’s Day present on my own. And Mother’s Day is… <GULP>… HOLY CRAP! IT’S TODAY! What on earth am I ever going to do?”
Scroggins was panicked, when suddenly Benson re-appeared in the doorway.
“Mr. Scroggins, don’t panic. I have it covered.”
“But Benson, you just said you had forgotten it’s Mother’s Day.”
Benson thought for a second.
“I know. I’m ashamed to have called myself your chief servant. But alas, I must make it up to you.
We can get Mrs. Scroggins a gift subscription to Angie’s List! She’s always wanted to redecorate her power 
room. Or, what about a Restaurant.com gift certificate?”
“Even though it’s Sunday? You can still get it in time?–No, no” replied Scroggins. “We make too much money to buy gift certificates. That would be improper. Imagine if George and Sara saw Mother using a gift certificate down at the country club?”
Benson responded “Then what about a Netflix Movie subscription? Mrs. Scroggins loves to watch the movies in the media room!”
“Hey now that’s a great idea!” exclaimed Scroggins.
“Or we could get her a Wine of the Month club subscription at Wine.com!”
“Excellent idea, Benson!”
Scroggins thought for a second. “You know Benson, as much as you piss me off, you always seem to come through! Why ‘ole jolly chap, why don’t you stay on. I’m sorry I yelled. And give yourself a raise. You deserve it!”
Since women understand women, I let BargainJill take over today and lead us in the right direction for Mother’s Day. (I get points from her for this kind of stuff, btw.)
CORRECTION FROM THE VIDEO: I goofed up the Angie’s List membership discount. Here’s the real deal: click here and use coupon code SAVETEN for $10 off a 1-year membership. If you are already an Angie’s List member, then you will be able to save $20-$30 off a 1-year gift subscription. Sorry for the mistake!
We’re now just 4 days from Mother’s Day. If you haven’t already gotten something for Mom, it’s time to spring into action, and that is what we’ll talk about in episode 23 of BargainJill TV.
I like to set expectations, so let’s get one thing clear right now. You’re not going to find free shipping offers in time for Mother’s Day. They’re gone. But there are still lots of great sales to take advantage of. So let’s walk though some good options.
I used to work at fine jewelry stores during college, and love talking about jewelry, so I’m going to start off today talking about sparkly things for Mom. As we mentioned several days ago, SuperJeweler.com offered BargainJill readers an exclusive coupon code for an extra 10% off orders of $100 or more, and that is still in full effect when you use coupon code bargainjill.
SuperJeweler has a page of specials for Mother’s Day, with prices from just $29. In fact, for $29 you will see this pretty and petite .03 ct diamond heart pendant crafted of sterling silver. It’s small and sweet and definitely budget-priced.
For $79, this classic 1/4 ct diamond heart pendant in 10k gold is another good bet.
If you are a man watching this video, and you are married, and you have kids, that means that your WIFE qualifies for some special treatment on Mother’s Day, too. 
For something really special, how about this beautifully-priced pair of quality 1/2 ct diamond stud earrings? They retail at over $800, are on sale for $295, but with the bargainjill coupon code, they are just $265! And the quality of these diamonds is spot on for bright, sparkly stud earrings. They are rated SI2 to SI3 in clarity, which means that they are very clean to the naked eye, and this is superior to the standard clarity that you usually find for earrings at a jewely store in the mall. Trust me. And the color rating of H to I is also a good place to be for earrings. They’ll appear nice and bright and have great sparkle with these specs. I’m amazed at the price on these earrings. I’ve loved them at $295, so $265 is pretty fantastic. These definitely have the BargainJill stamp of approval. I wouldnt mind a pair myself, frankly.
SuperJeweler always offers a FREE gift of jewelry cleaner, FREE gift wrap, FREE appraisals on all items over $200…and they USUALLY offer free shipping, (and they still do) BUT, since we’re so close to Mother’s Day, the standard free shipping might not be fast enough, so SuperJeweler recommends using 2-day shipping for $9.95 if you order today, Wednesday the 6th or if you order on Thursday, you’ll need UPS Next Day shipping in order to arrive on time, and that will set you back $17.95. So don’t wait around before you order.
Flowers are obviously a clear winner amongst Moms and who knows flowers better than Martha Stewart? Martha is working with 1-800-FLOWERS and has her own branded line of bouquets which she has designed, and Martha is offering us 15% off right now with promo code MARTHA47. Martha’s bouquets strike me as very pretty, elegant and old-fashioned, in mostly muted pinks or purples. I was impressed by the designs. They are not the typical teleflora stuff you usually see. The arrangements remind me of an old-fashioned rose garden. Bouquet prices largely range from about $50-$80 for the Martha Stewart designs. So they aren’t outrageous, but they are also not the cheapest. If Martha and her flowers are out of your budget, no worries. 
1-800-FLOWERS is offering 30 gifts that cost $30 or less. My top pick in that list would be the bouquet of 24 multi-colored roses for $29.99. Beware that that price does NOT include a vase. Many women have plenty of vases laying around from previous bouquets and would be fine without one more vase in their life, but if you’re not sure about your mother, pay another $10 for a vase.
Ok, so we’ve covered the classics with jewelry and flowers. Here’s a non-traditional gift to surprise Mom with. I think that a subscription to Angie’s List would be appreciated by any woman who could use some help around the house – like landscapers, handyman services, maid services or even an auto mechanic or veterinarian. Angie’s List is an awesome database of contractors and other professions with reviews written by regular people who have used their services. So, your mom could find some great info before hiring someone to paint her house, mow her yard, etc, etc. I have a subscription to Angie’s List and it has really helped when I’ve hired people. Sometimes it’s overwhelming to even know where to begin, and Angie’s List gives you plenty of information to select people to hire with a nice level of confidence.
If you are already a member of Angie’s List, you can save $20 to $30 off a 1-year Angie’s List membership that you gift to someone else…like Mom. If you’re not yet a member, save $10 off any 1-year Angie’s List membership by using promo code SAVETEN during checkout. Membership prices vary based on the city where the work will done. For instance, before the $20 to $30 discount, LA is about $50 per year. Tucson and Austin are $57. Pittsburgh is in the high 60′s and Houston was $82. So, that should give you a general idea of what to expect. Overall, I think that it’s an interesting gift idea. It’s really practical and would be an appreciated gift for the right woman. And the fact that it can all be done online means that you don’t need to worry about priority shipping charges.
I hope that gives you some ideas for the moms on your shopping list, and remember to place your orders today, especially if there’s shipping involved.
That’s our episode for today, check back again next week for a new video, and in the meantime, enjoy the deals we post to BargainJill.com daily. Bye!
Let me make it simple. I know people. High-ups. IRS Executive types. Yeah, they all have that stinch about them. And they don’t want you to know what I’m about to tell you.
That’s right, they don’t want you to know about the Free Federal Filing Edition of TurboTax. They would much rather see you struggle with your taxes, cursing Uncle Sam, striken with a fit of rage, rather than see you calmly file your taxes on time and get your refund.
They don’t want you to know about the other options from TurboTax either, like the TurboTax Deluxe Edition for average households for $49.95, or the TurboTax Premier Edition for stock holders for $74.95, or the TurboTax Home & Business Edition for $99.95.
Why? Because it’s too easy. It makes filing painless. It’s super cheap. And it’s breaking the back of the IRS, who can’t levy heavy fines that depend on late filers or people who are sloppy and make mistakes.
And you want to know what really gets under their skin? FileLater.com. This is a service that allows you to file your tax extensions, including their online coupon for 20% off their service with coupon code CJ20.
So if you like the IRS, go on about your normal path of paying a CPA or trying to dig through paperwork yourself. Otherwise, use the suggestions I have provided. But be forewarned, they won’t be happy!
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Not enough federal withholding
The IRS comes a-tolling
Such a pain in the rear
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
I hate taxes. Bing Crosby hates taxes. We all hate taxes. It’s always humbling to see that final withholding number each year. Questions like “did I get my money’s worth?” often crop into our heads, while others perform Google searches like “best countries to live in” and “relocating to another country.”
Still, despite all the anger, the frustration, and the royal cluster-you-know-what that goes on with taxes, you can make your life a lot simpler with TurboTax. Starting at $49.95, you can file your personal taxes with the TurboTax Deluxe Edition, all the way up to $99.95 for TurboTax Home & Business.
And for those of you with easy returns, there’s even a TurboTax Online Federal Free Edition for those filing 1040EZ forms or other simple returns. Now how can you beat that?
We hope you make it through this tax filing season unscathed and without going postal. And, if for some reason you’re unable to file on time or need to request an extension, be sure to check out FileLater.com, where you can save 20% on FileLater.com Tax Extensions using coupon code CJ20.
Good luck!
Okay Mr. Mikalaki Muchavochik, sure, your name might be unique, and you may feel absolutely no pressure about reserving mikalakimuchavochik.com anytime soon. You’ve just been holding off, waiting for the right time to start your own blog–we certainly understand.
However, the time for waiting is over, because GoDaddy.com has domain registrations for just 99 cents! That’s right, you can get public one-year registration on new domain names for a super low price of 99 cents with coupon code LOVE99.
Imagine the bragging rights at next year’s Super Bowl, when you and the buddies are huddled around a coffee table of queso and beer, and the GoDaddy commercial comes on. While everyone’s busy checking out Danica or Candice testifying in front of the Senate, you can captivate them all with your amazing story about how you landed your domain name for just 99 cents.
Enjoy your new blog, Mikalaki Howeveryouspellit.
*DRUM ROLL* Now introducing the most exciting new deal site on the planet: WattBuzz.com!
This deal site is specifically targeted to professionals in the low voltage electronics industry. Whether you’re an installer, a specifier, or a consultant–or perhaps just a power user who needs professional grade security or home automation products–WattBuzz enables you to find great deals in this niche space that, before now, has been ignored.
On WattBuzz, we feature products ranging from security cameras and video products to home theater/automation and access control. Through our relationships with some of the top merchants in this space, we are working tirelessly to bring you some of the best deals possible in this space.
Not to mention, WattBuzz facilitates a social community through its interactive forums, inline commenting, and other great features that create interaction between the site and its users.
We hope you enjoy WattBuzz and participate in our deals community. Enjoy!
Today’s featured items include a service for finding contractors and a great sale going on at a well-known electronics distributor.
First, if you own your own home, you’re probably very much acquainted with home repairs. If you have some big remodeling projects, or even just some smaller chores like electrical issues or a plumbing problem, then check out Angie’s List. In a nutshell, Angie’s List is a web-based tool for finding reviews on local repair and service providers. You can read about other peoples’ experiences with a particular contractor before hiring their services.
But for me, I think the best part is not just finding a reputable contractor, but also the insurance policy this provides when that contractor shows up to do the job. Just a simple mention of Angie’s List will keep the contractor honest, as he knows you have the ability to share his workmanship with the world through their rating system and their ability to provide feedback and comments on your review.
I’ve used Angie’s List on several occasions, and I’ve always been amazed at how great the work is, how affordable it is, and how honest the contractors are, especially after mentioning I found them on Angie’s List.
Next, 6th Avenue Electronics is having a storewide 5% off promotion, with some exclusions. Just use coupon code AFL5 at checkout to activate.
As you’ve noticed, we’ve started featuring a lot of 6th Avenue products on here, because their prices are just too competitive to ignore. A good example is the Yamaha RX-V1800BL 7.1-Channel Home Theater Receiver, which retails for $1199. With coupon code AFLYAM768, you can save 36% and get this bad boy for a low price of just $768.
Another great deal, assuming you have really deep pockets, is the Marantz VP15S1 Ultra High Definition DLP Projector. I’ve been hearing a lot about this projector, and all I can say is, this projector is sick. But, unfortunately, it has a price that matches. With a retail price of $8,999, it’s a little high for me, but with coupon code AFLMAR5888, you can pick this up for only $5,888, or 35% off the list price. I swear, if I win the lottery, this is one of the first things I’m buying.
Have an excellent Tuesday!
To start things off on a typically slow Sunday, the first 10k people to register at LiveCountingCrows.com, you can get a free download of Counting Crows Live 7/28 at Verizon Amphitheater. Just go to their site and follow the links and fill out the forms, and you’ll be prompted to download the set of songs.
It seems like more and more artists are going the route of freebee’s for their audience. For example, Radiohead released an album completely free on the internet for download. I’m not sure how they make any money off of that, or if they’re depending solely on ticket sales for their next tour. Nonetheless, give it time, and I’m sure Google will find a way to work ads into these to monetize them… 
Have a good Sunday!
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