Several days ago, I wrote a blog post which may have offended some of my mafia-inclined readers. It alluded to the fact that maybe the mafia “acquires” watches rather than buying them. My words were wreckless, hurtful and not at all funny. Mafia, you are not here to amuse me. My new friends here, Vinny Turrisi and his associate Carlo Calderone, have paid a visit to the BargainJack world headquarters, encouraging me to set the record straight. I now have 3 fingers still capable of typing, so please ignore any typos or vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Ok, you’s all listening to Vinny now. Jack had to go check on some fishes. I regret Jack’s unfortunate volleyball injury which left many of his fingers dislocated. Me and Carlo have offered to help Jack with today’s deals and this here blog post. Carlo and me, we love a good wrist watch. We ain’t got allotta dough to throw around, but we got enough for a good watch. A little consigliere told me that Overstock is givin’ 10% off a bunch of watches (or 15% if you want a Wittnauer), real grade A stuff. 
Carlo says the Invicta Pro Diver Men’s Automatic Steel Watch is an offer that can’t be refused at $74. That’s 69% off $236. Perfect for checking on fishes up to 200m deep. Ain’t that right, Jack? hahaha. You know I kid. It got 4.7 stars after 165 reviews, so the people got respect for this watch.
I already got a lot of watches, but I was thinking of giving the Invicta Men’s Two-tone Ocean Ghost Automatic Watch to our new friend, Jack. Another good deal at $75 smackers. That’s 76% off $312. Think you can do better? forgetaboutit. 4.9 stars after 9 reviews so far – ain’t bad, huh, Carlo?
You gotta get your watch by the 15th when Overstock ends their sale. I mean, if you see something you want after the 15th, you can call me or Carlo and we’ll see if we can do somethin’ for you, ya know, pull some strings or whatnot.
Forgetaboutit!
-Vinny and Carlo
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