Sure, we may not always pick the right card at Hallmark–or even remember to get a card. We may not always say the right things at the right times, or be as sentimental as our female counterparts. We may not understand someone’s feelings, or see things through someone else’s eyes.
But that’s what makes us who we are: men.
Sure, that doesn’t mean some men aren’t sympathetic, or that we’re never romantic, or that we are always forgetful about special occasions. Of course not…
But that doesn’t change the fact that we’re simple creatures. We like fast cars, sports on big screen TVs, drinking beer over a game of shuffle board, and trading dirty jokes. We like to make unfavorable noises, yell and cuss at people on the road, and talk about chicks.
But that’s part of the beauty of what we are. Where women go for manicures and pedicures, men go for power tools and pneumatic tools. And since this is a site for men, we’re going to feature tools. Because that’s who we are. That’s what we do.
So today, remind yourself of who you are: a man. Reinforce that fact by taking a look at Tool King and the Porter Cable CFFNSAR 3-Gallon Oil Free Compressor, Finish Nailer, and Sander combo kit for $210. And if that still doesn’t do it for you, check out the Orgazmo Theme Song, “Now You’re a Man” for some extra reinforcement.
Now you’re a Man! A Manny Manny Man!
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