There are few topics that excite me as much as the possibilities of USB power. Heated clothing is an obvious choice. Heated slippers and heated gloves took the geeked-out fashion world by storm years ago. Call me crazy, but I bet that geeky horticulturalists are feeling just a wee bit neglected. And who could blame them? Oh, sorcerers of soil, today I give you the USB Greenhouse.
Why toil with soil in the sun? The bugs, the skin cancer risk, the nosy neighbors that never gave back your chainsaw. Your desk is your safehaven. It just needs a plastic egg-full of life. “Powered by your USB port on your computer, the USB Greenhouse lets you grow plants right from your desktop in your work cubicle or home computer desk. The USB Greenhouse features a high powered growth light that can be adjusted for height. This USB-powered desktop Greenhouse includes a built-in growth light, computer interface that monitors the growth status of your plant, and a reminder when to water it. The unit itself comes with artificial soil for your selected plant to take root in, and includes a starter pack of marigold seeds.”
Word on the street is that this thing actually works, but ditch the seeds and the soil. New seeds, some potting soil, and the sweet sweet USB nectar o’ energy are all you need to kick horticultural bootie. Buy it at TheNerds.net for $30.99 with free shipping using coupon code DEAL during checkout.
This would be awesome to open up on Christmas. Just sayin’. Buy a few and pass them around.
I can’t believe I made it through this entire writeup without making any cannabis growing jokes for my bloodshot-eyed friends.
-Jack
CEO, Developer and symbol of restraint and good taste
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